Guess what betches, you can now use your #54 iced coffee addiction to justify #131 being sick. A bunch of psychiatrists decided to classify caffeine addiction as a “mental disorder” so now along with your ADD and extreme anxiety, you can add this one to your list of hardships. So next time you have a paper you didn’t write or test you didn’t study for, you no longer need to pay an Asian to do it for you because you can tell your school that you have a legit disorder. Coming soon at Cirque Lodge: the Starbucks wing.
Read the actual article on the Wall Street Journal, ever heard of it?