Well today seems to be the day of random appearances from supporting Mean Girls characters. First we interviewed Kevin G, and now something even more scandalous and weird has happened: We found Coach Carr on Tinder.
Yes, Coach Carr, of “If you have sex you’ll get pregnant and die” fame.
His real name is apparently Dwayne, and he is an Emmy-nominated actor. Yes I just learned that from his Tinder profile. But nobody gives a shit about me. Let’s look at his photos.
He’s since grown a beard since we saw him in Mean Girls.
I have so many questions: Who is that lady? Why are they making those faces? Does Coach Carr have a fucking man bun?!?
Okay, that dog is cute but like, not cute enough to warrant me going out with a guy whose claim to fame is playing a pedophile in a movie that came out 12 years ago.
Coach Carr is so serious now. He’s a photographer. On a boat. At least I think that’s a camera? Hard to tell. So artsy.
This is the “I’m sensitive, look at me snuggling with this cat” photo. I wonder if the cat is in his cuddle gang.
So there you have it, betches. Coach Carr is single, he’s ready to mingle, he’s 6’5″ and if you’re a good cuddler, he might let you join his “gang”.