Chipotle Is Breaking Up With Carnitas

Chipotle isn't serving carnitas anymore because the company they buy the pork from are a bunch of assholes who don't treat their pigs nicely. I'm all for animal decency, but the cubed meat they call steak does not work for me, and if wanted chicken I would have gone to Chik-Fil-A. What the fuck am I supposed to get in my burrito bowl now?? The supplier company needs to build a pig hotel or something, because this is the largest First World Problem of 2015. Give me Carnitas or give me death Chipotle!

 

 

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