Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are engaged…reportedly. As in Benji Madden from Good Charlotte. As in Cameron Diaz from Charlie's Angels and Shrek. What even is this couple? How did they even meet? Just SO MANY QUESTIONS. Neither of these two has a particularly sparkling dating record (see: Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake) so I'm going to guess this doesn't last all that long. But um, congrats?