So today one of the hottest men in the world celebrates his 50th birthday. Upon hearing the news that William Bradley Pitt had reached fifty, at first we were all like, wow he could be our dads. Then we were all like, contrary to the Head Pro's advice, we'd probably do him anyway. So in honor of his big day, here's a look back at the carreer at the man who's name has become a generic trademark of male hotness.
THELMA AND LOUISE
I'm chill with you beating the shit out of Edward Norton HOT
Former fat guy with anger problems HOT.
You and George Clooney Hotness Overload HOT
MR. AND MRS. SMITH
Sort of fucked up that you were cheating on Jennifer Aniston during this movie but this sex scene is still really hot HOT.
BURN AFTER READING
Personal trainer/supreme idiot HOT
Okay so like not that HOT and sort of creepy but whatever.
Your Italian is as good as mine after a semester abroad in Florence HOT.
I don't really watch sports movies but I hear you were good in this HOT
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