Brittany Murphy Was Maybe Poisoned

Brittany Murphy, of “you're a virgin who can't drive” fame, probably died of poisoning instead of whatever tabloid theory you originally thought she died of. And I officially have a new favorite conspiracy theory.

According to the Daily Mail, Britt's dad had another toxicology report for his daughter and her husband (who died five months after her of similar causes) and it turns out they were both positive for rat poisoning. Her dad is pissed because the media painted her as an anorexic drug addict and like she's some sort of mentally challenged airhead, when all along it was just your regular case of intentional poisoning. 

I literally can't fathom why anyone would want Brittany Murphy to die a slow death by poison, but nothing is more depressing than thinking about how she'll never roll with the homies again.


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