Happy 33rd birthday to the original betchy popstar of our lifetime- Britney Spears. She was probably your first concert, the first album you ever purchased, and your inspiration to dress like a slutty schoolgirl every Halloween. B.Spears is basically the queen of not giving a fuck, dancing like a slut, and being better than everyone else. Therefore, she is everything. Lets review betchy moments from her, and marvel in all her glory.