Let's be honest here. Being a Girl Scout was only good for two reasons, and two reasons only: gossip and Girl Scout cookies.
Now can you IMAGINE adding alcohol to that mix? Let’s just disregard the complete illegality of feeding 12-year-olds alcohol for a sec. Sounds fucking amazing now that you don’t have to factor in jail time, right?
Well, it's not too late. I now present: The Best Ways to Incorporate Girl Scout Cookies into Your Drinking Regimen.