We Found The Perfect Workout For Phone Addicts (Aka You)

We all know the feeling: you want to work out, but you also want to be looking at your phone every second of every day. Sigh. This is what we get for living in a modern society, I suppose. It’s like, how is one supposed to concentrate on getting their bikini body when there are potentially Bachelorette-related comment threads they could be missing? What if while I’m trying to get a thigh gap, someone tags me in a crucial and time-sensitive meme? Or, worse yet, what if you’re getting zen in savasana and end up missing a text? Nightmare. Luckily, we here at Betches are dedicated to you living your best life which means never, ever missing a notification. Sure, being both physically fit and up on all the latest trending hashtags may seem like a lot, but we believe in you. You can do it. In fact, we’ve proven it with a new video that is scientifically designed to burn maximum calories and gain maximum likes. All you have to do is follow our fitness model’s moves exactly and you’ll be on your way to having your own successful Fitstagram. That’s what we all really want, isn’t it?

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Alise Morales
Alise Morales
Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer. She is the writer of the Betches Sup Newsletter and co-host of the Betches Sup Podcast.