The Best Liquid Eyeliners For People Who Suck At Applying Liquid Eyeliner

Even though the winged eyeliner look may be on its way out (deal with it—it had its moment), that doesn’t mean liquid eyeliner is a thing of the past. Nothing will give a betch quite so sexy of an eye than a thick, dark liquid liner accentuating her already stellar mascara/fake lash skills. But getting that line just right and NOT having it resemble a preschool art project is a task in and of itself. Luckily, there are a few liquid eyeliners out there that even a dumbass non-makeup-wearing fugly slut can figure out. What would you do without us?

1. Stila Stay All Day Waterproof Liquid Eye Liner

The super fine point and dark pigment makes for an idiot-proof eyeliner pen. Plus, it’s waterproof, smudge-proof, and stays all motherfucking day without cracking or ending up on the top of your lid.

Stila Stay All Day Waterproof Liquid Eye Liner

2. Soap & Glory Supercat Eyeliner

Super easy to apply, intense color, and the ability to do fine or thick lines make this a great buy for anyone who is better at rolling out of bed and putting on sweatpants than they are at putting on any semblance of makeup.

Soap & Glory Supercat Eyeliner

3. Eyeko Skinny Liquid Eyeliner

If you want to SEE your eyes a lil better without drawing on an Adele-like cat line (enough already), this is your shit. It also won’t dry out after five or six uses, so it’s worth the nearly $20 price tag. And it’s a fav of betchy betch Alexa Chung, so we’ll take it.

Eyeko Skinny Eyeliner

4. L’Oréal Paris Super Liner Perfect Slim Intense

Gotta love L’Oréal and their arsenal of easy-to-use and CHEAP beauty products that are actually decent quality. This liner is fab for beginners looking to do a cat eye (we assume for Halloween) or just add a bit of definition.

L'Oréal Paris Super Liner

5. NYX The Curve Eyeliner

Do you suck at holding an actually liquid liner, resulting in a smattering of shitty curved lines and dots? This shit is literally shaped for your sausage fingers, allowing you to create a smooth and precise application.

NYX The Curve Line Liner

6. Max Factor Masterpiece Glide & Define Liquid Eyeliner

If you’re a diehard fan of regular eyeliner and haven’t jumped on the liquid bandwagon just yet, this is for you. It’s easy to apply and won’t smudge all over your face. 

Max Factor Masterpiece Glide & Define Liquid Eyeliner