'Tis the season for Christmas shopping, if betches believe in getting gifts for anyone other than themselves. Coincidentally, it's also the season for being fucking cold. The best way to forget the cold? Alcohol.
We've put together a list of the best discreet ways to drink alcohol at all times this holiday season, whether you're tailgating, drowning your sorrows at family gatherings, or maybe even sneaking a marg at work.