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I got engaged a few weeks ago, and like a lot of people in my position, I immediately jumped into planning mode. My Pinterest board has been filling up with ideas that surround my hyper-specific vision for this wedding (which, to be crystal clear, is rooted in the fabled story of Bianca Jagger riding a white horse through Studio 54). But there’s one unpopular opinion I feel pretty strongly about: I don’t want a huge bachelorette party. After being asked to go on *way* too many bachelorette weekends in my days as a bridesmaid, the idea of doing anything beyond a big, carb-filled dinner and a late-night trip to my friendly neighborhood male strip club has been a total non-starter for me.
And then the Barbie trailer dropped, and I started seeing bachelorette decorations that look like something straight out of Barbie World. And I’ve got to be honest—it warmed my little, black, anti-bachelorette-party heart. The pink!! The bows!! THE SPARKLES!! I haven’t been this excited about decorations since I went to my friend Courtney’s Spice World-themed birthday party when I was in elementary school. But, let’s be honest, the Union Jack has nothing on heart-shaped sunglasses, if I do say so myself. (Apologies to any Brits who may be reading this rn.)
While I’m still not *completely* sold on whether or not I want a full-blown bachelorette party, I have a feeling that whatever I decide to do, there will be some kind of Barbie spin to it. Because, truly, when will I ever be able to dress up like this with my friends’ full-throated approval? In the meantime, here are some incredible Barbie-themed products I’ve found to make your wrapped-in-plastic bachelorette party fantastic.
This glassware that looks like it belongs in Barbie’s Dream House
IMO the bride deserves a special glass for all of the cocktails she’ll be having throughout the party. These adorable stems look like something Barbie would sip from poolside.
These tattoos that are straight out of Barbie World
Am I crazy for wanting to get that pair of lips tattooed on me permanently?!
A pair of drop earrings that are perfect for any Bridal Barbie
Are they over-the-top? Incredibly. But would I wear them to all of my bridal events, including to my shower, just to watch my mother’s eyes roll back in her head? 100%.
Some cute, heart-shaped straws—because obviously
I mean, how *cute* would these look in a spritz glass?!
Heart balloons that are ideal for all your Barbie-inspired #content
What’s a bachelorette party without balloons? I literally want these heart-shaped foils all over my home.
Diamond-shaped glasses, because the bridal party needs Barbie sh*t, too
Give your bridesmaids some love with these diamond-shaped glasses. It’s a bachelorette gift they’ll actually use again—unlike that “bride squad” trucker hat you made them wear.
Some sparkly curtains for your Barbie-themed photo shoots
Every bachelorette party needs a photo wall, and these streamers make the perfect backdrop.
These amazing pink sunglasses for your whole bride squad
These rimless glasses are like a cooler, more doll-like version of your go-to heart-shaped sunnies.
This bead kit, because drinking isn’t the *only* bachelorette activity there is
Imagine coming home from a boozy brunch and making some friendship necklaces. IMO, that sounds like the best freakin’ bachelorette party *ever.*
Shop it: xo, Fetti Bead Kit, $13.99, Amazon
A pearl bow that *might* be cuter than a “bride” crown
Veils and plastic crowns are so 2022. Give your bridal look an upgrade with this Barbie-approved bow.
A sippy straw that will look amazing poking out of a margarita
How else will everyone know that you’re the bridal Barbie of the group?