Yael
Meshulam

Yael writes mostly about things that make her happy for Betches and some other people. When she's not writing, Yael can be found petting someone's dog or trying to create an at-home version of Hot Ones. Follow her on twitter @elle91 or instagram @the.yael for seemingly infinite mediocre jokes.

Stuff I Wrote

Gentle Reminder About Appropriate Company Internet Usage Even Though We Know None Of You Read These Emails

By Yael Meshulam

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Subject: Gentle Reminder About Appropriate Company Internet Usage, Which Does Not Include Creating an Audition Reel for the Bachelor Hi all, As you know, we discussed the upcoming internet audit at last month’s all-staff meeting.

Just Wear The Damn Thing: 5 Mask Myths Debunked

By Yael Meshulam

If your Facebook timeline looks anything like mine, you’ve spent the past few months scrolling past pictures of your friends’ houses, a lot of politics, and that one freaking person who will not stop posting misinformation and conspiracies about masks.

How To Run Safely Outside Without Being A Jerk About It

By Yael Meshulam

Apparently, I had no idea what being “stir-crazy” actually meant until we entered this indefinite solitary confinement they call quarantine.

Sex Toy Sales Are Exploding During Quarantine, Because Of Course They Are

By Yael Meshulam

If you’re quarantining alone, you’ve probably felt at least somewhat of a—how do I put this gently—desperate longing for any form of human touch.