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When Travis Scott joined Beto O’Rourke on the campaign trail last week, many people were surprised that the rapper, who was once arrested for inciting a riot when one of his concerts got too rowdy, was getting involved in a serious political effort to unseat possible Zodiac Killer and definite asshole Ted Cruz.

Like Taylor Swift, the college acquaintances you haven’t spoken to in years, and your mom’s best friend, filmmaker Richard Linklater is getting in on the get out the vote action.

Stormy Daniels, the porn star who Trump’s notably shitty at fixing things fixer Michael Cohen attempted to keep from talking about her affair with the Donald, has written a memoir called Full Disclosure, out today.

Noted Cruella de Vil impersonator Betsy Devos is at it again, destroying any equality left in the American educational system.

Remember the halcyon days of fall 2016, when the dumbest girls you know still thought Ivanka was going to save us?

In the grand tradition of conceited dudes inventing unnecessary shit, forcing it on the entire world, and then acting deeply shocked when their plans inevitably go awry (see: Facebook, the British Empire), the Cryptocurrency economy is officially majorly fucked up.

Last night, Trump named Brett Kavanaugh as his Supreme Court nominee in a deeply uncomfortable live television event.

The podcast epiphany is a pivotal moment in every young liberal elite professional's life.

Another day, another Facebook data scandal.

Amid the shitstorm otherwise known as current events in 2018, it is easy to focus on impending nuclear war, everyone Trump has ever met being indicted, and the Kardashians influencing government policy to the exclusion of basically all other news.

We all know that the bros in charge of Silicon Valley are getting rich off stealing all our personal information and probably secretly listening to us talk in order to use our deepest desires and insecurities to sell us shit.

We all know Russian ads played a part in the 2016 election, but what those ads actually said might surprise you.

Meghan Markle’s family tree is more twisted than a CW TV show family’s, and Bart Bass faked his own death so that’s saying something.

Since being added to the game of musical chairs otherwise known as the president's legal defense team, Rudy Giuliani has embarked on a media tour that is either evidence of a psychotic break, a secret plot to get Trump impeached (a girl can dream), or a desperate attempt to steal the media spotlight from Kanye West and Kim Kardashian-West - I mean, Jong-Un.

Trump has now been president for almost a year and a half, so you could be forgiven for thinking his time on the campaign trail is over, at least until the 2020 campaign begins.

For most of this year, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un seemed about as likely to squash the trilateral beef between the US, North Korea, and South Korea as Drake and Meek Mill once were.

In the latest Trump administration staffing debacle, Trump’s nominee to replace the Head of the Veteran’s Affair’s department after he fired David Shulkin via tweet has had his confirmation hearing postponed indefinitely.

Anyone who hasn’t been living under a stupid rock knows that 4/20 is national marijuana day, aka weed/pot/cannabis/ganga…or whatever the youths are calling it these days.