Sarah Nowicki

aka Sarah Nowicki


Sarah Nowicki aka Betchy Crocker writes about food, fashion, and whatever else she's in the mood to complain about for Betches and like, some other people. She resides in Asheville, NC, where she spends her time judging hipsters and holding on to her Jersey heritage and superiority. Yell at her on Instagram @sarahnowicholson

  • If you were stranded on an island what would you bring?

    Mascara, water (like, literally), and stretchy pants. Embrace basic, fam.

  • Whats Your Guilty Pleasure?

    It’s a tie between being judgmental¬†and ice cream because neither is a carb and both make me seem cooler

  • Do you think butter is a carb?

    Butter only counts as a carb when other people (see: people cuter/skinnier than me) are eating it and never when I am eating it.


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