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Melanie
Whyte

Melanie Whyte (she/her) leads the lifestyle and relationship content at Betches. As an amateur New Yorker and professional bisexual, she enjoys writing about the bane of sex and relationships in the city. She is also perpetually in her messy house era despite spending all of her money on Instagram ads.

Stuff I Wrote

Ranking The Build-A-Bear Thirst Traps By Sluttiness
Petition For Nick Lachey To Never Bring Back "Music Monday"
No, Elmo I'm Not Doing Okay But Thanks For Asking
What The Flying Fuck Is Pookie TikTok?
Sofia Richie's Leaked Baby Names List, Straight From Her Notes App
Try Something New With These Mildly Dangerous Sex Positions
Show Me Your Spotify Daylist And I'll Show You How Unwell I Am
Why The Hell Does TikTok Want Me To Ask My BF To Peel An Orange?
Ayo Edebiri Is My New Favorite Parasocial Relationship
A Betchy Ranking Of Mob Wives' Bold Fashion Looks
Can You Pull Off The Bow Trend? A Very Official Quiz
Tinder Is Giving Away Hot People For Only $499 A Month
American Girl Dolls Holiday Outfits Ranked From Terrible To Bearable
113 Thoughts I Had While Watching 'Love Actually'
Bad Bunny And Kendall Jenner Split, Plus Other WTF Couple News From This Weekend
Sex Advice From Real Housewives You Should Absolutely Follow
Forget Golden Retriever BF, Is He A Territorial German Shepherd Or A Short King Chihuahua?
Gerry and Theresa Are Getting Married In Front of God And Twitter
The Truth Of My Spotify Wrapped Vs. What I Told My Group Chat
Songs For Your Raya Profile That Will Land You Either A Tech Bro Or Channing Tatum
I Lived It: I Thirsted Over Coriolanus Snow Despite His Psychotic Tendencies
Anti-Aging Techniques For Babies Because You Can Never Start Too Young 
Help! What Do I Wear To A Wedding? Dress Code Is Woodland Fairy Vampire Chic
Is It Just My ADHD Or Is Showering Actually The Fucking Worst?
Ranking The Golden Bachelor’s Wholesome Moments By How Much I Ugly Cried
How to Say "Fuck No" to the Friend Who Makes Halloween Their Entire Personality: A Template