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Updated: Here Are All The Democrats Who've Received "Suspicious Packages" So Far

By Eleanor Roosebetch

All hail the Secret Service.

Here's The Latest Trump Official To GTFO

By Eleanor Roosebetch

Well, another Trump official is saying "Bye b*tch" to the administration.

Kim Kardashian Is Spilling Tea About Her Latest White House Visit

By Eleanor Roosebetch

In today's episode of Keeping Up With The Kountry, our girl Kim Kardashian is fighting for criminal justice reform again.

All The Gross Allegations Against CBS CEO Les Moonves, Explained

By Eleanor Roosebetch

And another sh*tty abuser bites the dust. CBS Chief Executive Les Moonves is leaving CBS after multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct.

The Biggest Drama On Day Two Of Brett Kavanaugh's Hearings

By Eleanor Roosebetch

Mamma Mia, here we go again.

5 Dramatic Moments From Day One of Kavanaugh's Supreme Court Hearing

By Eleanor Roosebetch

On Tuesday, viewers across the country tuned in to a high-stakes, drama-filled TV special.

7 Shady Politicians Who Will Stan Trump No Matter What

By Eleanor Roosebetch

Right now, Donald Trump’s losing friends faster than Lindsay Lohan near the end of Mean Girls, and it’s enough to make you wonder… could Trump actually get impeached soon?

The White House Is Using A Woman's Murder To Justify Family Separation

By Eleanor Roosebetch

On Tuesday, police reportedly found 20-year-old Mollie Tibbetts' body after a month-long search.

Casual Reminder Of All The Stuff You Should Still Be Angry About

By Eleanor Roosebetch

President Donald J.

These Are The VIP Perks Paul Manafort Is Getting In Jail

By Eleanor Roosebetch

Gotta love perks, am I right?

The Definitive Ranking Of Scott Pruitt's Corruptions Scandals

By Eleanor Roosebetch

Another one bites the dust.

Scarlett Johansson Didn't Audition To Date Tom Cruise

By Eleanor Roosebetch

Sometimes you’ve got to take a break from the fiery wreckage of American politics to gossip about religious cults.