ASOS Is Launching A Makeup Line And Everything Is Under $20

I don’t know about y’all but I’ve worked, like, three straight days in a row now, and I’m pretty sure I’m still drunk functioning off of three percent brain power thanks to Labor Day Weekend. I look and feel like the inside of Scott Disick‘s liver and I’m really in dire need of a way to spend money until I feel human again pick me up rn. Luckily for me there is a God and She’s been monitoring my online purchases because the answer to my fucking prayers is here: ASOS is getting a beauty line. And if you don’t know what ASOS is then I can only assume you’re some sort of home schooled jungle freak because ASOS is literally the only reason I get up and go to work in the morning. Seriously. It’s what I do at work in the morning. Online shop. And since I low-key spent all my money this summer on alcohol and bathing suits that didn’t fit me, I really need a cheaper option than Sephora these days.

In a groundbreaking move, ASOS has decided to call the beauty line—get this—ASOS Makeup. Honestly, inspiring. The line includes a huge range of bright, highly pigmented lipsticks, liners, mascara, highlighters, blushes, and a bronzer, all launching on September 20th and every product is LESS than $20.

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And also:

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Damn. Just fuck me up rn, ASOS. The collection is v fun and v flirty and will inspire you to give ASOS all of your money shake up your makeup game this fall. And, because at least one good thing was bound to happen during this dumpster fire of a year, there’s another secret round of products that’s scheduled to release this January. Blessings. 

This shit is about to hit the internet in less than three weeks, so mentally prepare yourself and your daddy’s credit card because you will lose your goddamn mind over these products. In case you can’t picture a world where the same store that allows you to buy wide fit shoes (in bulk) and designer label clothing AT THE SAME TIME will also be your new makeup supplier, then let me just paint a picture for you here real quick:

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So not only are these products cheap as hell but they’re also Instagrammable AF? That’s what you’re telling me rn? Brb, if you need me I’ll just be refreshing the ASOS homepage until September 20th.

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