Betches put being skinny over everything, but like staying skinny requires doing some work, which means we’re constantly stuck between a rock and a hard place. In addition to all the work we put into not eating, we also do cardio at least four times a week. But like, that means that you have to actually get off your couch and turn off HTGAWM. Lily Allen was right, it really is hard out here for a betch.
The couch is comfortable, and it knows the shape of your ass better than your SAB but like all good things, sometimes your relationship with the couch cushion needs a break. Here are a few ways to motivate your ass to the gym.