They say “It’s only awkward if you make it awkward,” and here at Betches, we love making it awkward. Why? Because it’s funny af as objective third parties who are TOTALLY not jealous of young love, jet setting, and being genetically gifted. And the fact that Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are totally twins is next level awkward. Like, accidentally matching with your high school English teacher awkward to the tenth power. But hey, if the president of the United States has made it abundantly clear that he finds his own daughter attractive, maybe it’s not so bad? Just kidding, it’s totally bad. Anyway, here are some times Hailey and Justin looked like they could be related.
1. This Time They Had Matching Hairstyles…
#TBT to when Hailey and Justin first started dating! According to Justin, she apparently “made [him] get cornrows like an absolute douchebag.” Oh, Justin, don’t you realize that getting cornrows in vacation is a white person vacation staple, along with holding a picture of a fish you just caught and capturing everything on a Go Pro? Clearly he never took notes from Michael Scott when he had the vacation of a lifetime at Sandals Jamaica with Urklgru (we mean, Jan Levinson). Are you going to blame Hailey for all of your other absolute douchebag moves for the rest of your marriage? Because you’ve got a laundry list of them. Anyway, maybe couples that rock similar hairstyles together stay together?
2. …And This Other Time
So do they just straight-up raid each other’s clothes and hair products? That’s not a rhetorical question.
3. That Time In The Hot Tub
Okay so these two are serving a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen level of #twinning in this pic. Meaning we can still totally tell who’s who (thanks to Justin’s tattoo sleeve), but they still totally look alike! Also, moment of silence for whoever had to be in the hot tub with these two and take this steamy pic. Even John Mayer got secondhand embarrassment for the hot tub photographer. Let’s face it, the world is Justin and Hailey’s hot tub and we are all the hot tub photographers.
4. When Hailey Borrowed Justin’s Hoodie
It’s pretty much a cardinal rule that once you start dating a guy, his sweatshirts are your sweatshirts. But only the most obnoxious couples on the planet coordinate their outfits to look good together. No offense, Kim and Kanye, because we love you. But Justin and Hailey don’t just look like twins here—they look like those twins that are born conjoined and shared the same body.
5. When They Biked Together
If I’m more concerned that you may be dating someone who could very well be somehow related to you than I am about you not wearing helmets while bike riding in a busy street, that’s not a good thing. But at least they’re not cringeworthy enough to ride a tandem bicycle. We’ll leave that cheesy sh*t to Taylor Swift and whoever her latest victim is.
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