There are two main reasons to attend a casting call for The Bachelor:
1. You’ve come to terms with the fact that you’re more emotionally invested in the clusterfuck of contestants that ABC has assembled than in most relationships you’ve had, and it’s only fair to do some background research on how these people get picked.
2. To confirm the fact that you’re perfect and would instantly get selected to be on the show. Chris Harrison would love you, fucking duh.
Because many of us fall into both of these camps, we decided to scope out the whole process by attending an open casting call last week. Here are the five things you can expect if you decide to take the plunge: