We’ve decided to ruin yet another pastime for you with some hard, cold, calorie-less facts. As we are all well aware, Thanksgiving is almost upon us. It’s a dark time for betches, what with the constant prodding to eat, try this, nibble on that, and commence the ruining of your body for the next few weeks until New Year’s resolutions roll around and you try to start fixing the problem.
Let’s get a head start. We’ve rounded up the five absolute worst for you sides that you’re likely to see on the table next week. Avoid them at all costs and, instead, have an extra glass of wine.