Being sarcastic is to betches like being fucking annoying is to Anne Hathaway. Now that we made our point with a nice fucking analogy, there’s really no need to go into why betches are sarcastic. It’s just a thing and people accept our snarky, at times inappropriate, commentary. It’s a way of life. Kinda like having a resting bitch face and not being poor.
Here are four situations that are impossible to deal with (read: we can’t handle sober) without a sarcastic attitude.
We need sarcasm like we need a credit card with no credit limit and a bestie with similarly questionable drinking habits. Sarcasm is the air in a betch’s lungs.