ATTENTION GAY BFFs
Position: Gay BFF Columnist Intern, unpaid
Time frame: Summer 2012 (8 weeks), part-time
Application Deadline: January 15, 2012
Description: Do you consider yourself a betch with a penis? Do you #2 not keep up with the news but at the same time are not dumb as fuck? Do nice girls make you want to com sui? Do your favorite pastimes include #1 talking shit, #112 talking about yourself, #51 group dinners, #5 dieting, #20 clubbing, and/or blacking out? Do people tell you you're funny, and not in the token funny fat friend kind of way? Do you want to turn this lifestyle into the ultimate unpaid internship in New York City while still having time to #77 shop with your dad's credit card and #27 tan?
This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, fashionable and social media savvy queen to work closely with The Head Betches in creating more funny, well-written articles targeted towards the gay community. The internship will focus on helping us develop a 'GBFF section' of our website that both answers our Betch readers' questions and gives advice to unassuming Betches and gays who need to hear it the way it is. The GBFF columnist in training is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Betches Love This' gay base of followers.
You will learn how to promote and develop content on behalf of America's favorite website for mean girls.