The 2015 Grammys Awards: where the looks were sad, the performances sadder, and the saddest thing was that it took three hours of my life that I can never get back. Misery continued as the male Adele Sam Smith swept the awards with his clearly devastating breakup and someone whose name started with B, but wasn’t Beyoncé won Album of the year.
I was secretly hoping Iggy Azalea and Macklemore would win best rappers to ever live so everyone would lose their shit and get the Grammys cancelled for next year. Alas, here are the looks from the 57th and not final Grammys:
Pharrell + Helen
When your husband is going to the Grammys, but your coach doesn’t let you leave early from practice.
If this doesn’t scream hiding a pregnancy I don’t know what does. This is like what the prom queen wore to the dance and then was gone for a special trip of exactly nine months.
Madonna (Madonna Butt)
My nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk…
Toni Bennett & Lady Gaga
Omg so cute. This looks like my dad and third mom.
Looked amazing, was amazing. It was his pretty woman moment when he shaded his ex bf. Big mistake, huge.
The one girl in your school who took all the themed dances way too seriously. Here she is for the ’80s winter formal.
Not pictured: Cup
Did she just ask her hair stylist fuck my shit up? I think Iggy Azalea really just wanted to be prepared to rub in the fact that she really is the whitest person ever if she won.
Miley looks great here. She should try wearing clothes more often.
Chrissy again can do no wrong. I like the lighter hair paired with the white dress. Definitely an Elsa never an Anna.
There are, like, six Bumpits in here.
Whenever three sisters congregate for a picture Kris Jenner magically appears.
Big Sean & Ariana Grande
Freshman homecoming vs. Senior Prom.
I really liked the ombre blue-ish, teal dress. I tried to get a better look during the show, but Taylor was dancing so bad she made the “Happy” man sad.
Kim in the technicolor fame coat. North stayed home to google therapists for herself.
I actually can’t say anything mean about this. Katy Perry is having a great week and killed it with her red carpet fashion.
No one could have missed this outfit.