My future husband Ashton Kutcher recently went on Late Night with Seth Meyers to discuss how perfect his wife and family are (yawn). Yeah, we get it, Mila Kunis is a beautiful Russian goddess and your life as a white male A-lister couldn’t be better. Except for the fact that your spawn is already turning against you. According to Ashton, his two-year-old daughter (Wyatt) has started dropping the F bomb.
He told Seth, “Im getting ready in the morning and Mila‘s like, ‘Oh, Ricky [the family dog] peed in the stairwell’ and I’m like, ‘F–k, Ricky!’ I’m walking and my daughter’s right behind me, and all of a sudden I just hear, ‘F–k, Ricky!’” Nice one, Kelso!
Also, 2-year-old Wyatt already knows three languages. Combine that with her affinity for cursing and you have a toddler that’s pretty much destined to take over the world. If her superhuman genes didn’t already tell you that.