Wiz Khalifa got a ticket for peeing in public in Pittsburgh this weekend. Celebrities, they’re just like us. But actually, he was at a bar at 2:30 am and some drunk bitch was probably puking in the bathroom, so he had to nature pee. That’s a fair summary of my weekend too.
The cops caught him and gave him a citation for public urination, which will cost him a couple hundred dollars aka how much money he spends on weed each Tuesday. In classic 21st Century form, he posted a pic of him peeing against a wall and captioned it “I just love nature.” Like put that and “See You Again” together, and that’s basically half of my sorority.