If you're a betch that celebrates Christmas then chances are you've been responding to “What do you want for Xmas???” emails for the last 6 weeks. Most of us send links to exact items so that our family members don't fuck it up or just ask for cash so we can buy drugs. Everyone says the best things in life are free but we say they just don't exist yet. Here are 12 things every betch actually wants for Christmas.