In the unlikely event that you bothered to scroll all the way down your snapchat story feed yesterday, you would have noticed they were posting live from the Westminster Dog Show (aka dog Oscars). What was going to begin as a story depicting the dog handlers as pageant moms and subtly pointing out that these show dogs are actually more carefully bred than we are took an unexpected turn down a dark alley, under a bridge, or wherever it is people who have to do drug deals themselves go. Apparently dog breeders make Hollywood couples seem uncreative when it comes to naming their babies. In fact, some of them almost make you curious about whether dog showing is a good money laundering technique. Without further ado, here are the finalists according to potential for the dogs name to also work as a brand name for a recreational drug.