OK Betches, it’s the most wonderful time of the year: when we announce the nominations for Betch of the Year Awards, sponsored by Little Women: LA on Lifetime. As they say in every awards show: now without further ado, here are the nominations.
Kendall, so hot right now. Kendall. Between walking in Fashion Week, acquiring some new haters in the process, and being one of the few Kardashians to not pose naked for publicity (yet), Kendall is killing it right now.
She’s gorg, she’s skinny, her last name is fancy-sounding and really hard to spell, what more could you ask for in a betch? In addition to starring in a movie with Mr. Tuck Everlasting himself (aka Pharell Williams), Cara’s eyebrow game is the envy of literally everyone in the world. Cara Delevingne is so hot right now she could take a dump, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple of fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
Honestly, what is there to say about the Queen? In case you forgot, this year she went on a tour that sold out basically everywhere while quashing divorce rumors, proving she literally runs the world. Bey also just released a casual new video, presumably to show us she’s a goddess but also like totally down-to-earth and just like us (yeah right). Disclaimer: If you don’t vote for Beyoncé the Beygency might come after you.
Taylor is this year’s BOTY dark horse. I’m sure most of you commenters are like, “TAYLOR IS SO NOT A BETCH! This site has gone downhill faster than Britney’s career circa 2007!” Here’s what’s betchy about Taylor though: she’s super rich, I love her taste in crop tops and high-waisted things, she’s BFF with Victoria’s Secret models, she has two of the biggest songs in the country right now, and her latest vid actually broke the internet (unlike Kim’s butt). Say what you want about Taylor, tbh, anything bad you have to say about her she’s probably written it in a song already. Will Taylor upset the Betch of the Year Awards like Macklemore upset last year’s Grammy’s? Only you can decide.
3 words: Olivia. Freaking. Pope. In addition to playing a character on TV who’s a total boss, Kerry Washington is flawless at all times. She’s flawless when she’s eating pizza at the Oscars, she’s flawless when she’s 9 months pregnant, she even looks flawless when she’s crying and screaming. Tbh in the “I woke up like this” category she really gives Beyoncé a run for her money (don’t kill me, Beyhive).
Once you’ve gotten your votes in, be sure to tune into Lifetime at 9/8c on New Year’s Day for the BIG and BETCHY season 2 premiere of Little Women: LA!