Vogue Tries To Prove There’s Healthy Bread, Stop Lying

Vogue just published the article “Can Bread Be Good For You? 5 Healthy Alternatives That Are Next-level Delicious.” We’re calling bullshit. As much as we hate to say it, bread is bad for you even though it makes up like 60% of your diet. Oh puh-lease. Are you going to tell me that you don’t binge on the basket of bread your waiter brings to you before the substantial shit you actually have pay for? That’s what I thought. 

When this article brings in terms like “gluten-free, low-starch, organic, preservative-free, GMO-free, gum-free” (lol wut there’s Hubba Bubba in bread?), I know that this bread CANNOT TASTE GOOD.

I don’t believe it for one second, but you best believe I will be ordering myself some of this so-called “bread” to try out for myself. Maybe Vogue is right, but in the meantime, can we talk about why Vogue published an article about bread? 1. Not fashion 2. I’m guessing the girls who religiously follow Vogue don’t eat bread? 3. Next-level delicious, my ass. 


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