The only thing worse than taking a handle pull of lukewarm shitty vodka is waking up the next morning and feeling like you took a handle pull of lukewarm shitty vodka. This experience is also known as “college football season.”
So thank god for modern technology and science to save us from our hangovers and inevitable liver disease. A Nevada-based liquor company is selling a vodka that actually doesn’t suck for your liver, and we’re fucking thrilled.
Bellion Spirits has released its Bellion Vodka (innovative name), a vodka that is strengthened by “NTX Technology”—a blend of glycyrrhizin, mannitol, and potassium sorbate. Right.
In normal terms, this combination of lethal-sounding drugs is actually scientifically proven to protect your liver from alcohol.
So why has every liquor company not followed the magical ways of Bellion? According to the company’s website, the chemical blend is incorporated into the vodka during the manufacturing process, and as of now, Bellion is the “exclusive” manufacturer of NTX. So far, it’s only available in a handful of states, but the company hopes to be available across the entire United States soon.
We’ll be waiting.