At Versace’s Milan Fashion Week Show, for some reason, the models wore heeled Tevas. The world didn’t end in 2012, because the fashion gods wanted to wait for this apocalypse. In case you don’t remember childhood trips to Disney World, middle-aged women at farmer’s markets in July, or your Birthright trip, Tevas are the crocs of the upper-middle class. They’re a sandal footwear option featuring velcro and shame.
Well Versace decided to add an ankle strap and a heel. Tevas for spring 2017? That’s actually groundbreaking. The Versace-Teva is like a shittier version of the Balmain-Yeezy collab. But enjoy this moment, because it is literally the only time you will ever see Gigi Hadid wear Tevas.