Dear People Sharing the Video of the Drunk Uconn Kid,
The 9-minute video of 19-year-old UConn student, Luke Gatti, has over a million views and is the reason for his expulsion from the school. However, the real casualty here was our FB newsfeeds, over the past few days this kid has clogged up our newsfeeds more than Kim K when she married Kanye. Can we all agree to stop giving this non-bro views.
We all need a good drunken rant demanding food once in a while, but this guy had no clue how to go about it. First, if he was this turnt during the hours his school dining hall was open, the latest this could’ve been is seriously like 8:30. Second, he has a record of drunken disorderly conduct arrests. Last year, while he was at UMass Amherst, he was arrested twice for the same thing. Third, hasn’t he heard of Seamless?
The only silver lining for this kid is that since he has been kicked out of UConn, when he inevitably trades down to ASU, at least he can hang out with those selfie betches.