Betches get shit done. We see the problem and come up with a solution, for no other reason than we don’t have the patience to wait for anyone else to fix it. Betchy inventions involve creations and innovations that: make our first world problems easier, our awesome lives more enjoyable, and increase our control over other people. You can’t really expect us to always use our power for good. While in reality I have no idea who invented any of these phenomenal betchy things, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume it was someone pretty fucking brilliant.