Tom Cruise Wasn’t Invited To His Daughter’s Wedding. Burn

So everyone freaked out over the weekend because they thought Tom Cruise didn’t go to his daughter Bella’s wedding. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: Tom Cruise has a daughter that’s not Suri?

Tom and Nicole Kidman adopted two kids together back in the 90’s. It was an era before coach jumping and that shitty Jack Reacher movie. Anyway, Bella got married last month, and Tom wasn’t there. So everybody assumed he stood up his daughter to film another fucking Mission Impossible movie or like maybe that crazy scientology shit.

But it turns out that Bella pulled the ultimate betchy power move and didn’t invite either of her parents or let her fiance invite his parents. And like every father desperate to buy his daughter’s love, Tom still paid for the entire wedding. Goals. I mean, besides the Instagram of my father walking me down the aisle and my mom telling me I look prettier than my sister, there’s really no reason for them to be there.

More important, this means that Suri wasn’t invited. That was probably a good call since she’d definitely look better dressed than any of the adults there. But it looks like she’s not the only betchy Tom Cruise progeny. 


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