There’s A Worldwide Chocolate Shortage

The world is running out of chocolate – yeah thank the fat girl in your English class who just “has a lot of feelings.” Apparently global warming and obese people joined forces to make chocolate go extinct by 2030. This could be a blessing in disguise, like yes you won't be able to stress eat after a break-up or a Monday, but you also won't have to choose between alcohol or chocolate calories.

 

 

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