10. Show: American Horror Story- Coven
Scene: Surprise, bitch!
Scene(s): Whenever Olivia Pope tells people what to do
7. Keeping up with the Kardashians
Scene: Kim Kardashian cries after losing an earring in Bora Bora. #FirstWorldProblems
Kim, there’s people that are dying.
6. The OC
Scene: Marissa Cooper shows us how much betchier (and alcoholic) she is than BFF Summer.
Scene: Rachel Green has a betch fight with her sister on Thanksgiving.
Amy: You didn’t come see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Rachel: ughhh…I did the first time!
4. Arrested Development
Scene: Lucille Bluth, aka the ultimate betchy grandma, mistakes the “drowsy eye” alcohol warning on a bottle of pain pills for a “winking eye” alcohol suggestion.
3. Oscar After Show
Scene: Jennifer Lawrence is honest during her interviews
2. Modern Family
Scene: Haley Dunphy understands the importance of a slutty Halloween costume
Mom, you CANNOT have a problem with this one! I’m mother Teresa.
1. Summer Heights High
Scene: Ja’mie King insults all her friends and then has a panic attack.
You give me that look again and I will like slap you down, bitch.