Yet again the Bravo TV network understands us better than our therapists—they’re filming a reality show with the Cyrus family. Tbh Bravo is the only organization that consistently gives the people what they want, other than Starbucks and drunk pizza. The show is called Cyrus vs. Cyrus, which coincidentally could describe Miley’s 2013 personality crisis. It will feature Miley Cyrus’ mom, Tish, and her sister Brandi doing whatever it is the family members of famous people do.
The premise is Tish and Brandi competing to win interior design contracts. That means people are willing to not only let Tish and Brandi redecorate their homes, but also willing to “evaluate” their proposals. It’s kind of like when a parent tells their kid that their art work is beautiful and not just a collection of poorly drawn shapes and clashing colors, but then the parent lets the kid redesign their home. Whoever wins the contract gets to perform the redesign, and whoever loses has to be the winner’s assistant for that project.
Basically, it combines the insanity of the Cyrus family, the fucked up mother-daughter dynamics of Say Yes to the Dress, and the interior design of a TLC DIY home improvement show. If you don’t plan on watching this and drunk texting your mom, you’re lying.
The only way this could be better is if Liam Hemsworth makes a guest cameo.