10. Stephen Colbert
I mean, he like invented the Colbert Bump and pretty much has a show that is based pretty much solely on him #112 talking about himself.
9. Owen and Luke Wilson
Don't get us wrong, we like Owen and Luke, but both of them combined couldn't get above number 9 on this list, just saying.
8. Pierce Brosnan
He prefers his green beer shaken, not stirred.
7. Olivia Wilde
Fun fact: Olivia Wilde is a halfsie. Way to keep your Irish-ness shady.
6. Conan O'Brien
The most Irish person on this list, we're willing to overlook the ginger-ness because he was like really funny on Late Night.
5. Colin Farrell
He seems like he'd be a lot of fun to get drunk with assuming he doesn't go into a drunken rage and end up in rehab. For some reason I feel like his role in Horrible Bosses is not that different from his life.
4. Michael Fassbender
His penis is HUGE.
3. Chris O'Dowd
Also known as the cop from Bridesmaids. He really has the Irish accent down while simultaneously not sounding like a middle class worker who regularly shows up to O'Flannigans Pub at 11am.
2. Lauren Conrad
Make no mistake, LC would be number one on this list if she were just like, a little more Irish. She's a halfsie so she's Irish enough to make this list but she's not so Irish that she has red hair and freckles.
1. Liam Neeson
He's totally our personal favorite Irish person and clearly one of his particular set of skills is getting us to be irrationally obsessed with him for no clear reason.