Celebrities say the darndest things. Here are some stupid quotes to get you through your day.
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey
God, Mariah, stop trying to cash in on my African.
“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” – Shaquille O’Neal when asked if he had visited the Parthenon in Greece.
In his defense, Parthenon the club is supposed to be POPPIN.
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” – Britney Spears
Because some people don’t, like, have maps.
“So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera
Shot in the dark here, but I’m guessing Cannes.
The politically misinformed
“I’m pretty feminine. I think so…What does that mean you’re a lesbian or something?” –Farrah Abraham after being asked if she was a feminist
“I think it’s crazy that a woman is running [for president] because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff.” – Brooke Hogan
You’re, like, a truly inspiring individual and stuff.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields
This hits me deep.
The REALLY politically misinformed
“Just because I feel sympathy, compassion, and forgiveness for others such as Hitler means I am now a monster? All for trying to open your eyes to the truth that Hitler was not as bad as he was painted out to be?” – Tila Tequila
You do realize you’re talking about HITLER right??
“They’re jokes…Most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person.” – Paula Deen
Just a little bit of bigotry and racism, y’all!
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” – Mel Gibson
Was that supposed to be a compliment or…
“I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.” –Paula Abdul
“Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” – Chris Brown trying to pick up a girl after the Grammys
Awwww. I bet you say that to all the girls.