Well, you said you wouldn’t do it, but you fucking did it. You ate the turkey, the stuffing, the mashed potatoes, the sweet potato casserole, all the cookies, and every single pie. You’re hurting, mentally and physically. We warned you, and you didn’t listen. YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. Sigh.
It’s fine. We’ve put together a list of easy “detox” meals that’ll help get your gut back in prime working condition. That way, it’ll be super spiffy just in time for you to destroy it again over Chrismas/Hannukah/Festivus.