It’s the gift that keeps on taking and that no one really wanted in the first place: Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston. Specifically, the PDA and level of affection that makes me want to literally (no, I mean it, literally) die. Like just drive my car through their mansion full of smoosh-faced cats and “I <3 T.S. tank tops" and end it all. Whether or not these two are faking their romance for publicity or to get under our skin (it’s working, you assholes) one thing’s certain. They both need to calm the fuck down.
^^^Loki giving Thor a run for his money with a constant erection, I mean hammer, I mean oh my god let me poke my eyes out please.
Honestly, it doesn’t even matter if these two are trolling us all at this point. Because if that’s the truth, then this is the dumbest fucking prank I’ve ever seen. “Oh, we were disgusting and fondled each other in every public place imaginable and you believed we were actually that annoying/despicable as human beings?” Yeah we believed it because for you, Taylor Swift, it’s not really a stretch.