Taylor Swift, Slowly Gathering Strength, Starts Assembling New Squad

Sooo I wasn’t at Liberty Ross’ (who?) birthday party this past Saturday night, but like, apparently every A-list celebrity was there and Taylor Swift really made her rounds. We don’t know what exactly went down, but like, ten reports came out the next day with rando stories about how Taylor spent the whole night dancing with Gwenyth Paltrow, Mick Jagger, Mary J. Blige, and other celebs.

Rumor has it Taylor was still going H.A.M. at 3am as the party was closing out. Taylor Swift’s version of H.A.M. is probably nothing like yours or mine, so take that with a grain of salt. Maybe she was super excited about her new haircut? Or maybe she just wanted the DJ to play “Shake it Off”? Probably that last one. Either way, it seemed like everyone walked out of the party with a shit-ton of Taylor facetime. Like, she was most definitely that bitch in the photo booth who hogged it the whole night.  

All this obviously means that Taylor Swift is slowly recovering from #ReceiptGate2016 and can finally show her face in public again. This is NOT GOOD, people. It’s only a matter of time before she starts dating her next unsuspecting victim bf and the cycle of her annoyingness repeats again. Plus it looks like she’s putting together a new squad—a new, more powerful, more diverse squad, which cannot lead to anything good.



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