20 years from now, let us all remember 2016 as the year the snake Taylor Swift was vanquished by our not-so-reluctant heroes Kim Kardashian West, Kanye West, and Calvin Harris. The subtweets from Calvin, Katy Perry, and Demi Lovato combined with Kanye’s “Famous” were nothing in comparison to Kim’s Snapchat documentary of the Kanye-Taylor phone call (seriously where is that girl’s Pulitzer Price for investigative journalism).
After that decimation, Taylor and her Instagram boyfriend Tom Hiddleston also broke up. So with all of that heartbreak and betrayal, it was only a matter of time before Taylor wrote a bunch of songs about her feelings. Gigi Hadid says that album is on its way, but while we anxiously wait to see if Jay Z will allow her to release it on Tidal, Taylor performed her first concert of 2016.
She performed last weekend in Austin her “greatest hits,” which included “This is What You Came For,” because she just can’t fucking let it go. ICYMI, she ghost wrote that song with Calvin Harris and revealed her pseudonym was Nils Solberg in one of many Twitter fights. Naturally everyone is assuming that this concert is an indicator that Taylor is about to drop her new album and announce a new tour. Let’s just hope it’s entitled I Made That Bitch Famous.