The Kinds Of Shots You Should Never Order

As a betch, we put a lot of clout in the calorie content of like, everything. This includes our good friend, alcohol. I mean, if you didn’t KNOW for a fact that vodka sodas are like, the healthiest of all empty-calorie drinks, would you drink it? Probs not. To aid in our never-ending quest to drink … Continued

Learn How To Make A Margarita Before Trump Builds The Wall

It’s Cinco de Mayo—the perfect excuse holiday for basic bitches to pretend to celebrate Mexican independence (they’re actually celebrating a Mexican victory at the Battle of Puebla, but what do I know). Also, super ironic that anyone is celebrating rn considering President Cheeto is trying to send all the Mexicans away, but I digress. If … Continued