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The typical margarita is like, awesome, but it can get a lil boring. With summer winding down (what the actual FUCK happened to June and July?!), we need a lil somethin’ somethin’ to keep us on our toes. So, we’ve incorporated hot peppers into our drinks. Some of you may be like HOLD UP BITCH, … Continued
You’ve probably been told at some point not to drink your calories, but you obviously ignored that and ordered another drink because well, that’s just unrealistic. I mean, as much as we can avoid sugary drinks and 500-cal fraps during the day, going out means drinking your calories. That’s just like, the rules of feminism. … Continued
Remember last week when I said this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York looked really promising? Well, I was right. (Not like that’s a surprise.) This was actually one of my favorite RHONY episodes ever. There is truly so much to talk about with this episode, but let’s start with the first and most pressing … Continued
As a betch, we put a lot of clout in the calorie content of like, everything. This includes our good friend, alcohol. I mean, if you didn’t KNOW for a fact that vodka sodas are like, the healthiest of all empty-calorie drinks, would you drink it? Probs not. To aid in our never-ending quest to drink … Continued
Shopping for Father’s Day is stupidly difficult. If you’re wanting to skip the “fun” mugs, ties, and yard tools, wtf else is it that a dad wants?! Like us, most dads love booze. Whether they like to get weird with tequila or are happy cracking open a craft beer, most dads just want to be … Continued
If you, like me, spent the last week getting fucked up celebrating v important calendar dates such as the Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo then, first of all, I applaud you. Second of all, please tell me your skin is as fucked up as mine is rn. I’m really just amazed that my skin … Continued
There is a lot of powerful astrology happening this weekend, and it has a 100% chance of ending with you drunk on top of a bar. With Cinco de Mayo and the Kentucky Derby falling on the same weekend, anything is possible. The stars have truly aligned. Hallelujah! Will the next two days be tequila-soaked … Continued
It’s Cinco de Mayo—the perfect excuse holiday for basic bitches to pretend to celebrate Mexican independence (they’re actually celebrating a Mexican victory at the Battle of Puebla, but what do I know). Also, super ironic that anyone is celebrating rn considering President Cheeto is trying to send all the Mexicans away, but I digress. If … Continued
As we all know, what you order at the bar can say a lot about who you are as a person. Wine drinkers are classy, vodka soda people are probably counting calories, and if you order a Long Island Iced Tea you’re def looking to hide from a troubled past. These are just like, the … Continued
Temperatures will ACTUALLY be up this weekend, so it’s time to get the fuck outside and grill—or invite your boyfriend over to get outside and grill. Since we’re betchy and don’t really want to partake in the whole “stuffing our faces with burgers” thing, let’s grill fruit and soak it in alcohol, mmkay? MMkay! This … Continued
