The 5 Sushi Rolls You Need To Stop Ordering Immediately

Stuffing a roll of sushi into our mouths has become a favorite pastime since sushi became betchy to eat. However, it’d probably surprise you to know that not all sushi is created equal in terms of being healthy or like, not. I mean, actually, hopefully that doesn’t surprise you because if you really think your … Continued

What Your Favorite Takeout Says About You

While you’re perfectly capable of being domestic when you want to be, you’re more of a weekend dad when it comes to cooking. Like, you’re wifey betch on birthdays and holidays, and everything else is takeout or go out. When you’re not eating out, you’re ordering in. But not all takeout was created equal. What … Continued

Kylie Jenner’s Juice Kleanse Didn’t Go So Well

If your entire life hasn’t been taken over by Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat story, then you’re a better woman than I am. Instead of being a celebrity, she’s joined the ranks of all the people I went to high school with that I haven’t spoken to since graduation and only keep up with via social media. … Continued

How To Make Sushi Without Fucking It Up

It’s a well-known fact that betches love #72 sushi, but if you’re in a wife mode or just don’t feel like walking through icy snow for a group dinner, you can make it at home just as easily. Yes, we know there’s Seamless, but this is a little more fun. Step up your pregame with … Continued