Figuring out where to watch all the best events at the 2018 Winter Olympics can actually be an enormous pain in the ass. Thanks to the fact that PyeongChang is a casual 14 hours ahead of the U.S. (I’m usually 14 hours late to things anyway so it’s fine), and the literal maze that is … Continued
The Olympics are upon us, which means the world will get to watch as the best athletes on Earth compete against each other for metal necklaces – it’s truly thrilling. Even more so when those athletes are, on top of being the pinnacle of athletic ability, really fucking attractive. Now, we all know that Team … Continued
If there’s one thing betches love about the winter and freezing temperatures, it’s that it means we can finally go skiing. Skiing is the most (and only) betchy sport worth exerting effort and (possibly) breaking a cold sweat over. Not only do you sound sporty af to all your cuffing flings because you somehow have … Continued
Finals will be over super soon, which means it’s almost time for holiday vacation season. Sitting at home in the cold for four weeks sounds awful, so we’ll be jetting off with our family for something a little more interesting. Here’s where you should be headed in December if you’re a true betch.
We knew this was going to happen at some point or another. Kate Middleton proves she’s the hot friend by looking skinny AF in SNOW PANTS. How do her legs look so thin in red fucking snow pants? But anyways, like all betches Kate and her fam went on a ski trip to the French … Continued
For a lot of betches, more freezing temperatures isn’t exactly what you had in mind for a dead of winter vacay. But, since for some reason your mom didn’t take your expert advice to go to the Maldives for President’s Day Weekend seriously, you’ve found yourself wondering what the fuck you’re going to do in … Continued
As the weather gets colder, who better than a beautiful Olympian skier to warm us up? Gus Kenworthy is the drool-worthy poster child of winter sports. He's a freestyle skier who competes competitively in slopestyle and the halfpipe. Bonus, he brought home the silver medal for Team USA in the 2014 Olympics in Sochi, so … Continued
Hot yoga is like so 2013, the new fitness trend is Ski-Ram Yoga aka sub-zero yoga to get you ready for ski season. If you thought yoga-lates was the betchiest fitness class ever, you were wrong. Ski-Ram Yoga isn't a real work out or anything, so like don't think you can start eating carbs. Basically … Continued