Science Says Being Too Close To Your Mom Can Make You Depressed

Pretty much every betch has either diagnosed another girl or been diagnosed as suffering from “daddy issues.” Women with daddy issues are prone to blowing guys in frat bathrooms, blacking out at sophomore spring fling, and purposefully fucking up in school. Think Serena Van Der Woodsen and Marissa Cooper. But nobody really talks about “mommy … Continued

Kyle and Kim Richards Reunite Post-Target Shoplifting

  Happy birthday @kimrichards11 May all your birthday wishes come true ������ Love you A photo posted by Kyle Richards Umansky (@kylerichards18) on Sep 19, 2015 at 9:38am PDT   Kim Richards has been having a pretty shitty year, so she deserved to have a nice birthday dinner with her family this past weekend. After … Continued

The Pros And Cons Of Being A Twin Betch

Every betch is a unique and precious snowflake, unless that is, you’re an identical twin.  You may not be known for your individuality, but being a twin betch is something special. If you don’t believe us, just ask Mary Kate and Ashley, who have built an empire on the fact that they are twins. Pros … Continued

Snapchat Nudes Cause International Incident

Two American biddies tried to take nude pics at an ancient temple in Cambodia and were deported. Aka Snapchat nudes caused an international incident. At least we don't know who their best friends are. They were at the Angkor Temple Complex, if you didn't visit there on a Rustic Pathways trip then your parents probs … Continued

A Guide To Betchy Siblings

As a Betch, we rarely have competition. We came out of the womb straight killing it at life. If you’re lucky enough, you were an only child, had the three nannies all to yourself and your solo glam shots have dominated the front of every fucking Christmas Card since 89’. Unfortunately, sometimes our parents make … Continued