How To Answer An Unsolicited Dick Pic

In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving unsolicited dick pics and asking for a raise at your internship. Read our recap of the Vanderpump Rules reunion conclusion here!

How To Send A Hot Nude Without Ruining Your Life

The average betch receives at least half a dozen requests for nudes each week—unless she’s on Tinder, in which case the limit does not exist. The vast majority of the time, these requests go unanswered, but every once in a while, someone will live up to the right standards and we’ll deign to bless them … Continued

The Best Emoji For Flirting & To Get You Laid

When beginning a text relationship with a potential new bae, your choice of emojis can either make or break the interaction. A correctly placed winking cat face can make you look like a cute fun millennial who also may or may not be a cat, but just a few too many laughing-crying faces in a … Continued

How To Reply to A Dirty Text

Let’s talk about sext. Sexting, that is. Everyone knows that witty text game is as important as real life game, and betches are always on point. However, sometimes texting can escalate to more than just flirty banter. We’re talking about getting a dirty text from a bro.  There are several occasions where this might happen. … Continued

J Law Suddenly Gives a Fuck About Leaked Nude Photos

Celebrities, they're just like us. They take nude photos too!! Jennifer Lawrence's phone was allegedly hacked and some asshole leaked nude photos of her. Come the fuck on J Law, you're famous as fuck, you can't just snap a couple boob shots and think nobody is going to see. That is a straight up fucking … Continued

How To Sext Like A Betch

As we said before, sexting is like masturbating, watching porn, or jamming out to Bieber: everyone does it, but no one wants to admit it. Well it’s high time we stop pretending. Just like abstinence-only education leads to more teen pregnancies, pretending you don’t sext leads to more exposed nudes, probably. If you’re going to … Continued